A place where Marauder can dump his mind-trash out for everyone to see!
Edited, revised, censored and supervised by Jakura Nuva
Chapter 1 - HIIIIII!!
Heeeey, everybody! Hi, hello, salutations, greeting, 'sup, yo - er, adios and all that! It's me, Marauder!
Well, that was a bit exhausting. Should I do it again? No? Okay.
There, one last time.
Anyways, welcome to my dumping grounds, where mostly ever single little thing that pops into my head is dumped.
And I mean ANYTHING! I mean, here at Obsidian, things get quite dull being locked in a cell and all - I was actually just recently released to view the arena matches, but good Mata Nui, they're so booooooring. I mean, who wants to watch that sweaty Vortixx Enforcer tumble on a mat with other dudes? That's gross. Wait, hold on, my Crab legs are ready.
MMM, those are good! Oh, don't worry, it wasn't that Crab. That Karzin' fool managed to escape death, and I lost my lunch (heehee, not like that, silly!). People call me a cannibal - I call it yum-yums. Wanna argue? No, seriously, let's debate.
Nyan Cat. Amiright, fokes?
Can I just type randomly? Here I go:
Sorry, needed to get that out.
Have you left yet?
How bout now?
What about now?
What about now? Hello? Can you hear me?
Aw man, these Crab legs...
So, anyways, let's discuss stuff. First of all,
the BZPower Staff SUShnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(Heh, sorry about that guys - you know how insane Skakdi can be. - Jakura N.)
Whoa, what a trip! One moment I'm
bashing the BZP Staff (- Jakura N.) and the next my face is lying flat on the keyboard (sorry, I wasn't shushing you and then asking "why" repeatedly :()! I must've been punched from behind or some-WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!!
DID YOU SEE IT?!
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!
WHAT KIND OF FACE IS THAT?!?!
I don't know. Do you?
If you've made it this far, I fear for your sanity.
Wait, what's that? Jakura is knocking on the glass...
Oh, okay! Looks like my time is up for today! But before I go, nyan.cat (<< copy and paste this in your browser)
Next time on Marauder's Place, Marauder delves into a deep discussion on NatoGreavesy, as well as some good ole-fashioned reminiscing! Don't forget to tune in next time!
- Jakura Nuva